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16 March 2011 @ 01:06 am
Title: Astrology for Amateurs
Fandom: 2PM
Length: ~4500 words
Character/pairing: Nichkhun/Wooyoung
Ratings/warnings: PG-13 for language
Notes: I wrote this back in December as a sort of fixit fic for my twitter rage and posted it in my main journal with no plans to crosspost it here. I've had a bit of writer's block lately and sometimes it helps me to edit old fics, so I dusted this one off and sent it to jeonggam to work her magic, and here's version 2.0, hopefully much better than the first. Thanks to all my twitter peeps for putting up with me, ilu guys ♥~
Summary: Wooyoung needs some loving, and Khun’s the guy to help him out.


There are times Khun wonders if Wooyoung has any interest in sex at allCollapse )
 
 
18 January 2011 @ 12:38 am
Title: taking the cake
Fandom: Beast
Length: ~7800 words
Character/pairing: Junhyung/Yoseob
Ratings/warnings: PG-13 for language
Notes: Bakery AU written for undamage for b2stsanta. Tearful thanks to jeonggam, who prodded me through the writing process, checked in on me every few days, and then betaed like she's never betaed before. ♥
Summary: “Are you really what I want?” he asks the cake, realising a second later that he’s talking to a cake and clearly Yoseob’s crazy has rubbed off on him.


there's a little bakery at the end of the streetCollapse )
 
 
08 December 2010 @ 04:13 am
I wrote this story about three months ago and it's been sitting around gathering dust ever since. I'm still not happy with a few things, but it was good AU practice and it let me explore one of my favourite fic tropes. ♥

Title: Classroom Fools
Fandom: 2PM
Length: ~7600
Character/pairing: Chansung/Nichkhun
Ratings/warnings: PG-13 for language and references.
Notes: School AU. Massive thanks to misters for getting me interested in chankhun/bucksung again, swankysongbirds for helping me find direction, and jeonggam for being the most thorough and awesome beta in the entire world. ♥
Summary: “And why did you?” Khun asks, curious. “Become a teacher, I mean?”


Chansung unfolds his class schedule for the fifteenth timeCollapse )
 
 
17 October 2010 @ 01:10 am
This is a knee-jerk crack fic, written in a hurry right after seeing the first teaser for I'll Be Back. jeonggam commented that my favourite move made her think of 'boys using other boys' bodies as stripper poles' and my wretched imagination took that image and ran.

Also I have no idea who actually choreographed I'll Be Back, but I really don't like them.


Title: Pole Position
Fandom: 2PM
Length: ~4100 words
Character/pairing: Taecwoo~
Ratings/warnings: PG-13 for language and references.
Notes: Thanks to nakchi and jeonggam for grammar assistance on the run, and achromaticscale for being my personal cheerleading team. ♥
Summary: “This isn’t a spectator sport!” Wooyoung snaps, getting to his feet with difficulty and hobbling back to the centre of the room.


Two weeks before they’re scheduled to film the I’ll Be Back MV, Namyong makes them come to the practice room at four-thirty in the morningCollapse )
 
 
Title: No Place Like Home (The Enviable Thighs Remix)
Fandom: 2PM/Beast
Length: ~7850 words, oneshot.
Character/pairing: Taec-centric, all of 2PM and Beast. Gen.
Ratings/warnings: Rated PG-13 for language and references to bits.
Notes: This is a remix of the fabulous Smile and Nod (The Foreign Teeth Edition) by jeonggam, who was my assigned author for kpop_ficmix. I think it can be read as a standalone, but I strongly advise you to read the original first as every scene of this was plotted while referencing it. Huge thanks to nakchi for being my cheerleader and beta on this, and to everyone who pitched in and made kpop_ficmix a success. ♥
Summary: Taec's in a weird place.


They're seven hours into the Star King shoot when they bring on a guest magicianCollapse )
 
 
 
06 September 2010 @ 01:38 am
Title: War and Peace
Fandom: 2PM
Length: ~6000 words, oneshot.
Character/pairing: Wooho, Chansung cameo~
Ratings/warnings: PG. High school AU.
Notes: Written for sadteeth, who asked for Wooyoung the art student and Junho the soccer player and then they do stuff and become friends~! I apologise most heartily for how long it is and how it goes nowhere but ngl if anyone asks me to write an AU again I will punch them, burst into tears and then run away. Endless thanks and my firstborn to jeonggam who is patient, amazing and the best beta ever. ♥
Summary: By the end of the week, as much as Wooyoung hates to admit it, he’s starting to get used to having him around.


It starts with a drawingCollapse )
 
 
05 September 2010 @ 02:11 am
What is this I don't even.


Title: doctor horvejkul recommends
Fandom: 2PM
Length: ~2700 words, oneshot.
Character/pairing: chanwoooooooooo
Ratings/warnings: PG for language. Somewhat cracky.
Notes: Written for the two-hour food challenge on kpopficsmeme. Pairing for blezu.
Summary: Chansung is annoying. Wooyoung is frustrated. Khun knows what to do.


Wooyoung’s aware that his personality leaves a lot to be desiredCollapse )
 
 
05 September 2010 @ 01:45 am
Title: The Hollow Men
Fandom: 2PM
Length: ~5700 words, chapter 4 of 4.
Character/pairing: All members, gen.
Ratings/warnings: I'm going to rate this as PG-13 for language and horror themes - there are zombies, and they kill people, and some of those people are in 2PM.
Notes: (Still) somewhat-AU zombie apocalypse crack. Thank you to insipid_paragon for being an initial sounding board, jeonggam for being such a thorough and supportive beta and making this the best fic it could be, and to everyone who took a chance on this weird zombie story and made it through to the end.
Summary: This is the way the world ends.



It has been a while since Jay’s had to lead anything, and he discovers with a pang that he’s missed the trust.Collapse )
 
 
05 September 2010 @ 01:40 am
Title: The Hollow Men
Fandom: 2PM
Length: ~4800 words, chapter 3 of 4.
Character/pairing: All members, gen.
Ratings/warnings: I'm going to rate this as PG-13 for language and horror themes - there are zombies, and they kill people, and some of those people are in 2PM.
Notes: (Still) somewhat-AU zombie apocalypse crack. Constructive criticism is not only welcomed but encouraged - I'll never become a better writer if I don't know what I need to fix. Thank you again to both jeonggam and insipid_paragon for being fabulous betas - any remaining errors are my own. ♥
Summary: This is the way the world ends.



The news breaks that evening – airports close down, public transport goes haywire and witch hunts flare up in places all around the worldCollapse )
 
 
05 September 2010 @ 01:37 am
Title: The Hollow Men
Fandom: 2PM
Length: ~4500 words, chapter 2 of 4.
Character/pairing: All members, gen.
Ratings/warnings: I'm going to rate this as PG-13 for language and horror themes - there are zombies, and they kill people, and some of those people are in 2PM. (I've also taken some liberties with family members - hopefully it's okay).
Notes: (Still) somewhat-AU zombie apocalypse crack. Constructive criticism is not only welcomed but encouraged - I'll never become a better writer if I don't know what I need to fix. Thank you again to both jeonggam and insipid_paragon for being fabulous betas - any remaining errors are my own. ♥
Summary: This is the way the world ends.



“Taec-hyung hasn’t been home in a few days,” Junho tells Jay over the phone.Collapse )